CLIMATE CHANGE BIGOTS RECEIVE A REALITY SLAP

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This story is the perfect riposte to the climate change zealots. As such it should be a public service announcement and sent to sanctimonious zealots and their cohorts.

AFTER OUR DAUGHTER of fifteen years of age was moved to tears by the speech of Greta Thunberg at the UN the other day, she became angry with our generation “who had been doing nothing for thirty years.”

So, we decided to help her prevent what the girl on TV announced as “massive eradication and the disappearance of entire ecosystems.”

We are now committed to giving our daughter a future again, by doing our part to help cool the planet four degrees. From now on she will go to school on a bicycle, because driving her by car costs fuel, and fuel puts emissions into the atmosphere.

Of course, it will be winter soon and then she will want to go by bus, but only as long as it is a diesel bus. Somehow, that does not seem to be conducive to ‘helping the Climate’.

Of course, she is now asking for an electric bicycle, but we have shown her the devastation caused to the areas of the planet as a result of mining for the extraction of lithium and other minerals used to make batteries for electric bicycles, so she will be pedalling, or walking. This activity will not harm her, or the planet and we talk with the first-hand experience.

Since the girl on TV demanded “we need to get rid of our dependence on fossil fuels” and our daughter agreed with her, we have disconnected the heat vent in her room. The temperature is now dropping to twelve degrees in the evening, and will drop below freezing in the winter. We have promised to buy her an extra sweater, hat, tights, gloves and a blanket.

For the same reason, we have decided that from now on she will only take a cold shower. She will wash her clothes by hand, with a wooden washboard, because the washing machine is simply a power consumer. And, since the dryer uses natural gas, she will hang her clothes on the clothesline to dry.

Speaking of clothes, the ones that she currently has are all synthetic, so they are manufactured made from petroleum conversion, which is extremely ruinous to the environment. On Monday, we will bring all her designer clothing to the second-hand shop.

We have found an eco-store where the only clothing they sell is made from free of dye unbleached linen, wool and jute. It shouldn’t matter that it looks good on her, or that she is going to be laughed at, dressing in colourless, bland clothes and without a wired bra, but that is the price she has to pay for the benefit of The Climate. Cotton is out of the question, as it comes from distant lands and pesticides are used for it, which is very bad for the environment.

We just saw on her Instagram that she’s pretty angry with us. This was not our intention. From now on, at 7 p.m. we will turn off the WiFi and we will only switch it on again the next day after dinner for two hours. In this way we will save on electricity, so she is not bothered by electro-stress and will be totally isolated from the outside world.

This way, she can concentrate solely on her homework. At eleven o’clock in the evening, we will pull the breaker to shut the power off to her room, so she knows that dark is really dark. That will save a lot of CO2.

She will no longer be participating in winter sports to ski lodges and resorts, nor will she be going on any more vacations with us, because our vacation destinations are practically inaccessible by bicycle.

Since our daughter fully agrees with the girl on TV that the CO2 emissions and footprints of her great-grandparents are to blame for ‘killing our planet’, what all this simply means, is that she also has to live like her great-grandparents and they never had a holiday, a car or even a bicycle.

We haven’t talked about the carbon footprint of food yet. Zero CO2 footprint means no meat, no fish and no poultry, but also no meat substitutes that are based on soy (after all, that grows in farmers’ fields, that use machinery to harvest the beans, trucks to transport to the processing plants, where more energy is used, then trucked to the packaging/canning plants, and trucked once again to the stores) and also no imported food, because that has a negative ecological effect. And absolutely, there will be no chocolate from Africa, no coffee from South America and no tea from Asia.

Only home-grown potatoes, vegetables and fruit that have been grown in local cold soil, because greenhouses run on boilers, piped in CO2 and artificial light. Apparently, these things are also bad for The Climate. We will teach her how to grow her own food.

Bread is still possible, but butter, milk, cheese and yoghurt, cottage cheese and cream come from cows and they emit CO2. No more margarine and no oils will be used for the frying pan, because that fat is palm oil from plantations in Borneo where rain forests first grew.

No ice cream in the summer. No soft drinks and no energy drinks, as the bubbles are CO2. She wanted to lose some pounds so this will help her achieve that goal too.

We will also ban all plastic, because it comes from chemical factories. Everything made of steel and aluminium must also be removed. Have you ever seen the amount of energy a blast furnace consumes or an aluminium smelter? Uber bad for the climate!

We will replace her 9600 coils, memory foam pillow top mattress, with a jute bag filled with straw with a horse hair pillow.

And finally, she will no longer be using makeup, soap, shampoo, cream, lotion, conditioner, toothpaste and medication. Her sanitary napkins will be replaced with pads made of linen that she can wash by hand, with her wooden washboard, just like her female ancestors did before climate change made her angry at us for destroying her future.

In this way we will help her to do her part to prevent mass extinction, water levels rising and the disappearance of entire ecosystems. If she truly believes she wants to walk the talk of the girl on TV, she will gladly accept and happily embrace her new way of life.

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2 comments

  • After we’ve done all that we should plug volcanos with concrete to stop them emitting CO2. Mind you that would be disastrous because they’re a vital part of the carbon cycle, without which there’d be no CO2 and no life on earth whatsoever.

    I wonder when Thunberg will be visiting China to give them a bollocking over their coal stations or the Middle East for producing all the oil that powers our motors? Don’t hold your breath.

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  • Mike: Your environmental story is incorrect. Soon the N(J)ew World Order will take over, kill all except for a few medium colored slaves, reducing CO2 by decreasing population to a sustainable level.

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